Why the difference between face and cleavage? It looks like she had one makeup artist working down below who was more invested in the weird, boundary-crossing Orientalism, and went for the whitened "China doll" look, whilst another working up top went for the more standard "sun-kissed pop-star" look. » 11/25/13 9:41am 11/25/13 9:41am

Why waste your life catering to an over-entitled man-child by painstakingly crafting 300 creative, gourmet sandwiches which he will mechanically shove down his gullet, when you could spend those 27,000 precious, never-again-to-be-repeated hours of your existence spackling your face with $50 "serum mist" (top two… » 9/25/13 3:18pm 9/25/13 3:18pm